Farm-acy
A downloadable game for Windows and macOS
Happy 60th birthday, Dad.
Farm-acy is a little dual-world game made for Dr. Phillip Buckhaults — cancer researcher by day, and (in this game) the heart of a sky-blue lab on the left side of a shared house door.
On the farm you are Jeremy Clarkson: plow, plant, milk, herd sheep, and argue with seasons.
Walk through the doorway and you become Dr. Buckhaults: buy reagents, run overnight protocols, talk to agency visitors, and fill the lab with plants, posters, and Gamecock merch as jobs finish.
It is wholesome, a bit silly, and full of real lab words — with kid-friendly "go get the blue bottle and put it on the orange bench" instructions so nobody gets lost.
Controls
- WASD / Arrow Keys — Move
- E / Space / Enter — Talk, use, and confirm menus
- Q — Drop what you are carrying
- Arrow Keys + Enter — Navigate Phamazon, tool shed, and reagent cabinet menus
Tips
- Ask Kaleb on the farm and Grok in the lab for the next step.
- Sleep in the house bed to advance the day (and finish overnight lab work).
- Several agency agents can wait at the south lab door at once — talk to each one.
Made with love for a scientist who somehow also somehow belongs on a farm.
— Your middle kid, for your 60th
| Published | 20 hours ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
| Author | Cailabration |
| Genre | Role Playing |
| AI Disclosure | AI Assisted, Code, Graphics, Text |

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